you’re the only person I would allow to be shrunk down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine
- Submarine (2010)
That’s not what I got. Ancient Math Proverb (via platosdrawings)

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oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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fraternityboy:

why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook

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koschei-the-deathless:

#I LOVE THAT ACTRESSES ARE NO LONGER HAVING THIS QUESTION #THE INTERVIEWER GETS FLAYED

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rnicrophone:

you did this to yourself rebecca
its not that hard to get a job an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

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marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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oreoofficial:

how are 11 year olds in relationships and kissing and stuff when i cant even talk to the check out lady at target without stuttering

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labrinx:

kaylanewell:

i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again


This is something they don’t teach us. Instead they teach us to lean and rely on people when really we should be holding our own hand. They never told us how to deal with losing loved ones and being left astray. We’re left broken and hurt because we weren’t prepared. We never expected bad things to happen because they never taught us that anything bad would ever happen. They never taught us.